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Today, I went to TGI Friday's with my crush. At the end of our meal, the waitress gave us mints with the bill. He said something that made me laugh, and I began choking on my mint. After a few coughs, I finally managed to get it out. It hit him in the forehead and landed in his drink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (3401)

On 07/16/2009 at 8:05pm - love - by CityGirl (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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