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Today, I went to TGI Friday's with my crush. At the end of our meal, the waitress gave us mints with the bill. He said something that made me laugh, and I began choking on my mint. After a few coughs, I finally managed to get it out. It hit him in the forehead and landed in his drink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40659) - you deserved it (4827)

On 07/16/2009 at 8:05pm - love - by CityGirl (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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If he still wants to hang out with you after being hit in the face by projectile mints he's clearly into you. I applaud you for pioneering new ways of finding out if someone likes you.

#7 - On 07/17/2009 at 4:01am by my_fml_account

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10 points!

#3 - On 07/17/2009 at 3:57am by pizz0wn3d

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