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Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24200) - you deserved it (5701)

On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)

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I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 9:33am by bnb

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hey man, i got you beat
when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.

#36 - On 03/02/2009 at 7:40pm by your_a_towel

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