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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52412) - you deserved it (4039)

On 07/14/2009 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

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You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.

#1 - On 07/15/2009 at 3:49am by stunty

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Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.

#2 - On 07/15/2009 at 3:50am by aerials

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