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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45518) - you deserved it (3075)

On 07/14/2009 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

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You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.

#1 - On 07/15/2009 at 3:49am by stunty

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I would believe if she was willing to dump you over something like that there could have been something else going wrong in your relationship.

#6 - On 07/15/2009 at 3:57am by redxapplexoxo

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