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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.
Well, if she can't handle not getting calls from you for only a few days, that seems clingy. Perhaps this is a good thing.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015