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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
You were lucky to find out what a bitch she is. Mourn over your grandpa, forget her.
I would believe if she was willing to dump you over something like that there could have been something else going wrong in your relationship.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 September 2014