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Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55156) - you deserved it (9502)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by sykotoaster (man) - United States

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That sucks.

#1 - On 07/13/2009 at 7:35pm by K4ofDoom

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So does that mean he gets home early from business and neglects to tell you? Or that he never really left and you got served? Why in the hell would he hang out at a bar thats anywhere he could get caught? Some ppl are terrible at cheating!

#12 - On 07/13/2009 at 7:43pm by speak_a_da_truth

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