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Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8516) - you deserved it (79576)

On 07/13/2009 at 12:28am - love - by Terry (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.

#3 - On 07/13/2009 at 6:06am by Katt1

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Somebody has serious trust issues.

#4 - On 07/13/2009 at 6:09am by MisfireCU

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