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Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34143) - you deserved it (2854)

On 07/04/2009 at 10:40pm - love - by Single4Life (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Don't even worry about it. I had a crush on a gay friend of mine a couple years ago before i knew he was gay. We're still good friends and recently I told him about it and now its just a joke between us. Hook him up with your friend :) then you'll have a new gay friend, which are the best.

#11 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:52am by kirby229

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NEWS FLASH: World discovered not to revolve around sun - actually revolves around Single4Life, a girl from North Carolina.

Gay people should do their best to be attracted to her - lest they be smitten.

#14 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:02am by Overcast117

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