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Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55804) - you deserved it (24591)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

#5 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:41pm by Kizatt

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This is hilariously disturbing!
Did everyone realize that you did that?

#3 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:39pm by dandymidori

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