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Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45370) - you deserved it (17925)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

#5 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:41pm by Kizatt

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Just hope that all video recorders and cameras were away by this point, otherwise that's a pretty bad memory to have captured. FYL

#4 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:40pm by Metronomy

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