Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

by DutchOven / 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

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  • That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

    #5 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:41pm by Kizatt

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  • This is hilariously disturbing!
    Did everyone realize that you did that?

    #3 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:39pm by dandymidori

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