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Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for spring break. She said she would be in the same city I would and I couldnt help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML


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On 03/14/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by evanescence (man) - United States (Illinois)

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ouch i'm sorry

what a bitch

if she is really that stuck up don't worry about her!

find someone with beauty on the inside and outside!

haha buuuuut on the other hand you were eavesdropping ( however its spelled)

it was deff rude of her though

#1 - On 03/15/2009 at 4:51am by tdogg_737

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Wow, I can't believe someone would say that. That's when you just reply bitch

#4 - On 03/15/2009 at 5:16am by MichiganState

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