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Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment.I've been writing on/off with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop a bit, to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was "..is so happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13403) - you deserved it (42223)

On 06/27/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by jake (man) - Denmark (Frederiksborg)

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