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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13655) - you deserved it (54737)

On 06/26/2009 at 1:31am - love - by f03_f0r_l1f3 (man) - United States (Washington)

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LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried over seeing someone else eating ?

#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 6:23am by PTERONOPHOBIA

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You didn't really deserve it, but you should have had a better plan of breaking up with her that wouldn't require you to drive her home after breaking up with her.

#4 - On 06/26/2009 at 6:27am by Ra

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