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Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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Well this might not as bad as it could have been, he's known for ages that you have a crush on him, it doesn't make him too uncomfortable, and he's handled it and stays friends with you. You still have a best friend, and a lot of times that's worth more than a crush.

#10 - On 03/13/2009 at 11:42am by Canicula

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#4 That's highly unlikely. If one doesn't want it, it's not gonna happen. Persuing it is only going to make them no longer friends.

#9 - On 03/13/2009 at 11:39am by RHK

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