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Today, I stepped outside to wait for a cute guy to arrive after arduously preparing for our first date. Just as he rounded the corner, I tripped over the last stair and landed headfirst into my mom's fresh pot of snapdragons. My mom uses compost and manure for her plants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33222) - you deserved it (3905)

On 06/16/2009 at 5:13am - love - by flowerfail (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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@ least u smelled gr8

#6 - On 06/16/2009 at 11:11am by justmyluck1212

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#1 - On 06/16/2009 at 11:08am by xHaniffax

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