Today, I stepped outside to wait for a cute guy to arrive after arduously preparing for our first date. Just as he rounded the corner, I tripped over the last stair and landed headfirst into my mom's fresh pot of snapdragons. My mom uses compost and manure for her plants. FML

by flowerfail / 06/16/2009 at 5:13am / United States (Illinois) / Love

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  • well don't wait outside next time? wait until he knocks on your door or something.

    #3 - On 06/16/2009 at 11:09am by munchy35

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  • @ least u smelled gr8

    #6 - On 06/16/2009 at 11:11am by justmyluck1212

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