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Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say that she was actually 19 year old Seth from Atlanta, GA. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12298) - you deserved it (82686)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:42am - love - by gabe8 (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

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Haven't you read enough FMLs to know that you shouldn't date online?

#8 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:07am by hir23

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Also, thanks for the xbox my "stupid parents won't buy me"

#5 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:05am by mudkipsan

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