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Today, I got a text from my roommate asking me if it was cool that my ex was coming over to console him because he's sick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14481) - you deserved it (1012)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by dammed - United States (New York)

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That's... not an FML.

For starters, man up. If your ex wants to help him feel better, that's great; don't get so stingy and get over the break-up thing.
Second, at least he asked first.

#6 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:17pm by Jari

See in context

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no...good time for a beating....be a man

#1 - On 02/12/2009 at 7:51pm by whatup

See in context

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