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Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52715) - you deserved it (3484)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:15am - love - by e.middlechild (man) - United States (Texas)

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She left you stranded there?! If she did she's an ass, and you're better off without her.

#1 - On 06/13/2009 at 2:21pm by weinerdog

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I'm not sure if this FML is about losing a potential GF or losing a ride home :D

#4 - On 06/13/2009 at 2:22pm by dacho

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