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Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40110) - you deserved it (4233)

On 06/13/2009 at 7:01am - love - by Mojo_Jojo (woman) - China (Beijing)

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