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Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48400) - you deserved it (6010)

On 06/13/2009 at 7:01am - love - by Mojo_Jojo (woman) - China (Beijing)

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At least you know where you stand now.

One of my crushes told me he had a dream I got hit in the face with a soccer ball by one of his other girl friends. She ended up being his girlfriend a month later.

It's better be safe, and wait for him to kiss you, I think.

#6 - On 06/13/2009 at 10:01am by redbluegreen

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thats why you ask what the dream was about first before just assuming YDI

#13 - On 06/13/2009 at 10:11am by jncwmnd

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