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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24980) - you deserved it (3443)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:58pm - love - by fthis - United States (Colorado)

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Two words, dump him!

#7 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:16am by smil3es

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I agree; don't dump him unless this becomes a consistent thing that he keeps doing, which you can no longer stand. And even if you can stand it, you shouldn't be forcing yourself to stay with this guy. For this particular case, though, it seems that he was in a talkative mood and had a lot to get off his chest. I ramble on at times to different people at different times.

#15 - On 03/18/2009 at 2:04pm by AllOrNever

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