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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20601) - you deserved it (3007)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:58pm - love - by fthis - United States (Colorado)

aere's life also sucks
Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

jeesh also deserved it
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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Well what happened today?

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 5:46am by Flovin

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+6

What type of truck was it?

#4 - On 02/07/2009 at 12:40am by Asian Guy

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