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Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14459) - you deserved it (31258)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:45am - love - by Ryan746 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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