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Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 1:45am - love - by Ryan746 (man) - United States (Colorado)

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YDI - You wait more then five minutes to pull this move.

#8 - On 06/09/2009 at 6:22am by redbluegreen

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smashed her in the face? how is that possible? i always thought you move you arm slowly...

#16 - On 06/09/2009 at 7:04am by theannoyingone

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