Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27204) - you totally deserved it (67372)
On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)
If you really MUST see your penis, buy a telescope! I'm scared your fat might smoosh the girl'
s head that goes down on you. :P heehee
i LOVE how FML posts these ads on the side to further own these ppls lives lmao...note the fat guy to the left look down towards his penis with the headline, " Are you fat? Take the fat test we will let you know" haha double own
#12 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:17am by toodlesmccoy
THATS DISGUSTING
i'm not a girl but im sure girls hate fat ppl with microscopic penises.
go to the gym
ohh man. im so sorry. buy a treadmill and some extenze...
#26 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:35am by lespaulhero
Lmafao, that's a good laugh!! Time to hit the gym and leave them macdonalds n KFC alone!!
#27 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:40am by TotallyBrit
Yuk! Writing about it aint gonna help, go to the gym instead or quit whining!
#30 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:47am by tWitt3rBuG
That is a disturbing mental image for me to think about. I don't know whether to FYL or YDI.
#31 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:47am by spillproof
YDI. Unless you have a genetic problem, there is no excuse for getting that fat.
#36 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:02am by plethora
imagine *lifts up the fat* Oh, Hey lil buddy ! Long time no see ! How ya doin' down there ? nice and shady ?
xD
#50 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:01am by LesYeuxDeDario
u must be so fat that going 2 the gym dosnt even help u, get LIPO guy!! So u dont end up with a mangina.
#12 hahahaha! Right now mine is "Big Beautiful Women".... nice! xD
#56 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:22am by SonicSophie
go to the gym and lose some weight it would be the best thing you would have ever done for yourself.
#59 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:32am by MonkeyFeathers
Ok, that's a pretty bad situation, but sometimes it takes something like this to motivate someone into changing their life for the better. Make small changes at a time, cut out junk, start going for walks, and don't give up on trying to have a healthy lifestyle! Good luck!
#61 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:37am by endless_text
Sorry dude ydi.
Do some exercise, the benefits to your health, wellbeing and happiness will far outweigh the benefits to your physical appearance.
#65 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:46am by Jackthestripper
#52: The website is called FUCK my life. How much more of an explicit content warning do you really need?
#58: No, it's a spelling mistake. You meant "foul".
#67 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:55am by plethora
You deserve it for letting it get that bad. Obesity doesn't happen overnight.
#73 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:16am by monsooneth
You know, I've been depressed lately about my own weight, but this really helped me put things in perspective! Thanks XD
As for you, I do suggest doing something about it. If you've reached the point where you have to lift your stomach to do ANYTHING at all, you need to do something about it!
heres a thought, instead of sitting on your ass, go to weight watchers meetings and hit the gym. quit having get togethers with you and a big mac and take care of yourself.
At least it was still there:)
But YDI for making me sick
#85 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:01am by mylittlecrow
oh my good lord.
some things do NOT need to be shared.
and that, my friend, is the perfect example.
#87 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:05am by funsize003
Well, i'd say unless you wanna have an extremely long dry spell...(although in this case it'd be a dry season)...then you should go to a gym, get in shape...something!
#93 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:19am by LchTessMnstr
On oprah , they said that for every 30 lbs males lose (assuming they're overweight) they get bigger by a whole inch ... Consider THAT as a brightside ... oh and LMFAO!
FYL
#94 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:34am by addicted2hotpink
Wow..... Unless you have an eating disorder (and not a "I eat bc I'm sad" bullshit one) YOU DESERVE IT!! Try going outside for a change.
That is unless you just have a half inch dick.
#95 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:34am by FuzzyWalnuts
If you work out then you can loose it and be a happy man again. Stay positive though atleast you are alive. Be happy and try new things like biking and weightlifting and then you can loose that weight drop the towel look down and be like hello penis! :)
#98 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:42am by killuhb
Who lets this shit through? You know what to do, so stop fucking bitching about your life and do something about it, you pathetic slob!
Lose weight man, it is not as hard as it seems, I should know, I was fat too :)
#101 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:57am by blabbermouth26
Jesus!!! Well lose some weightor don't waste your time looking at it.
#102 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:57am by HeyThereGorgeous
94 are you sure? I didn't think your weight effected it's size, I thought that was hormones, genetics etc...
#105 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:10am by catatonicsleep
#105 I'm a girl so it's not MY size ...it's a male's size. And yes according to some doctor it helps add inches to a penis because well, the fat is covering up (or giving the image that a penis is smaller) the size of the penis. Google it if you still think it sounds doubtful
#106 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:15am by addicted2hotpink
That's disgusting, I did not need that mental image and this is your own fault; if you weren't fat you wouldn't have this "problem." So put down the fork and work out! Damn.
The thought of fat people masturbating horrifies me. yuk!
#107 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:15am by breaksprinter_
I see a pizza ad to the right, I think it is encouraging you ;)
#109 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:27am by Katzilla_dances
find ya penis heaaa one dollaaa one dollaaaaa find yaa penis
#110 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:28am by fuck_YOUR_lives
why is everyone on this site writing back rude comments? you know, the person who sent this in was obviously upset and is probably pretty sad who was probably looking at the comments for some positive feedback like you can do it or don't worry once you lose weight, you'll look so much better, but the majority of the comments are put down the fork, stop eating, you deserve it, that's gross etc. if i was the guy who sent this in, i'd be feeling prettyyyyy low right now.
So, OP you can lose weight! :D Once you lose it, you'll look soooo much better and will be a better chick magnet than you were before ;) Good luck! :)
@# 15 and 2 LOLS FTW!!!!!
@ OP - dude less stake, more peas ;) then you might be able to see ur pea-nis
#112 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:33am by Backburner
that suck.. try exersize or you will have a heartattak and die at a young age..thats why its bad to be fat..not because it looks bad BECASUE ITS UNHEALTHY... do you really want to see your grand kids?
#113 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:36am by CaleighChi
oh fuck you #111, were all saying it as it is..he is fat... and fat just shouts "IM UNHEALTHY"
oh and half the people on this page are fat, and it just makes them fell better to see someone else lonely and living offa website.
#115 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:44am by CaleighChi
oh fuck you #11 were saying it as it is..he is fat and fat just screams "IM UNHEALTHY...I WONT BE ABLE TO PROVID HEALTHY CHILDREN FOR YOU." you cant denie it
but really, half the people commenting on this site are fat and it just make them fell better to also see a fat person living out of this website
#116 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:46am by CaleighChi
haha #2 that's exactly what i was thinking when i sw this
#120 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:16pm by DeadMansCrack
I agree #98, and #100 can suck it. It bugs me when people think it's a persons own fault for being overweight. While it's partly their fault, there are other factors (nature, nurture) to consider and I wish people would stop being so self-righteous and be more understanding. Or at least get some sort of debilitating illness, put on 100 lbs and see how it feels.
#121 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:20pm by getoutofmypants
Did you really think that everyone here were going to be sympathetic towards you?
YDI
#122 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:21pm by Horurerukul
#106 oprah really? .... helps add inches?? and you actually believe this. The only thing losing weight CAN EVER DO is make it LOOK bigger on you.
#123 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:23pm by UncleverName_FYL
#123 I said i HEARD from a qualified doctor(a guest on Oprah) that yes it helps add inches to the penis since fat is taking up the size of the penis ... It's not all that complicated to understand, is it ? You can google it so you can put your mind at ease
#124 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:36pm by addicted2hotpink
your not fat you are just better prepared for when the world runs out of food
#125 - On 06/07/2009 at 12:36pm by mikeyspano
You know what, I've been lurking FML for months now. I gotta tell you, this one FML post made me register today. SERIOUSLY. A MILLION INTERNETS TO THE OP!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH..funny shit man.
Start working out.
Take this: http://www.topbodyfitness.com/true-mass-protein-p-3520.html
Three times a day. And start with one-a-day workouts. When you start to feel up to it..go to two-a-day workouts. Make a routine. Go heavy on whatever sections you're doing. Monday, Tuesday, off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, off Sunday.
You'll drop the fat and start to build muscle real quick. Stay away from that nasty fatty foods. Once in awhile is okay later on..but for the first two weeks try to stay with complex carbs and all natural foods. If you're going to eat meat, go with chicken..and eat it boiled and by itself, with as little fat as possible.
You'll feel better and look better in a few weeks. Get to a good weight for your height, something you feel comfortable at. When you're done..have fun with it and find ya a girl! (can't help ya with ur little dick problem..that's just ur shitty luck haha)
#134 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:02pm by DizzyDemon0
Then get off your fat lazy ass and do something about it you dickweed. YDI for just complaining and not doing anything about it.
#137 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:08pm by genius_man16
LOL # 2. THAT WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING.
When I read this fml, I had a visual of Peter Griffin. Then I thought about the episode where he made a group for fat guys. xfd.
Damn number 2 beat me to it!! Oh well... Find your penis! One dolla! Find your penis! FYL and YDI... may I suggest hittin the gym now and then??
#139 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:12pm by renyark209
#100; Stop bitching about other people's pathetic lives and get your own.
Thanks.
#141 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:24pm by inerdablanket
What's really fucked up is smart ads. The ad on the right of this page is "ARE YOU FAT? TAKE THE FAT TEST WE WILL LET YOU KNOW"
All these YDI's! That's pretty mean. It's easy to blame someone for being over-weight if you're not overweight yourself -- but how do you know how much control he has over the problem? It's very comforting to think that we have large degree of control over our weight -- but I think there's a certain degree of wishful thinking there. It's the same way with most problems -- being homeless, getting addicted to drugs or alcohol -- all you can say from the outside is, "I wouldn't do that" -- and then you think that the mere will not to do it is sufficient for the act. (I don't mean to say, of course, that these are all problems of the same degree -- obviously being addicted to drugs is much worse than being overweight. And being a little bit overweight isn't really a serious problem anyway.) (It's the same way with smoking -- many smokers want to quit. But it's very difficult -- you have to fight against your body. We get ourselves into these sorts of situations: we want to do something, but we don't know how to do it.) Aligning the will with the act -- that's an empirical problem.
wow #115, ur pretty cool swearing and acting like a jerk just because i'm pointing out what everyone was saying was rude. OKAY
This shouldn't even have gotten posted. It's obvious what kind of comments it's going to get on this site.
Anyway, good luck, OP. :) Don't let random Internet comments get you down.
But if you really feel like you have too much in the front, just try watching what you eat and devoting some extra time to working out (focus on sit-ups and crunches) for the next little while, and hopefully you'll start to notice a difference. Best wishes for looking and feeling better!
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i think i just threw up
#157 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:24pm by wrestling49
maybe your YouKnowWhat is a just smaller the others... else you áre fat. It can be both too :P
I'm sorry, but this FML is hilarious!
#163 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:41pm by mylifesucksoften
143;
He deserved it because it's his own fault he got fat in the first place. I am sick of hearing about, "blame it on genetics," because it has nothing to do with genetics whatsoever, except maybe for the fact you inherited your parents bad habits of eating. And along with genetics, being diabetic has absolutely nothing to do with it either, being diabetic does not prohibit you from exercising or eating right. The only thing diabetes does to you is forces you away from the sugar, and foods with excessive amounts of sugar, and to be perfectly honest, I think everyone should stay away from sugar and fatty foods. And another thing 143; please quit typing with parentheses. It's quite irritating.
I'm all for everyone saying you deserved it. Because the hard part is losing weight, not gaining it. He shouldn't have gained that much weight in the first place, and he shouldn't complain about it to the internet world, or anyone for that matter.
God, it's people like this that make me wanna go up to a fat chick and say, "OMG I am soooooooo fat! I just ate my monthly raisin!!!"
hahahahaha.
you fail.
#164 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:43pm by breaksprinter_
#2 LMFAO! That's exactly what I was thinking when I read this.
#165 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:44pm by DarkMirror
Oh Jesus! How did u notice you JUST NOW had fat over your shlong?
#166 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:52pm by bigbadnews122
ppl saying its not his fault: if he was brought up to live a really healthy lifestyle and go running everyday he would still be really fat.
are you saying that?
Of course his wang is small--nothing grows well in the shade!
OP: YDI for taking so long to notice this.
#175 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:46pm by cutebutpsycho
theres a test for guys that is if you cant see your dick over your fat then you fail
YOU FAIL LIKE A BITCH
#176 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:46pm by foshizdanizLA
ok no offense, but...have you called Jenny yet? haha i'm just kidding. Don't worry. As long as you lay off the fatty foods and fit some fruits, veggies, and at least an hour of exercise each day in you'll lose weight. Good luck!
#179 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:51pm by desichick23
Hmmm...two things.
This should have been under the "health" category...DUHHHH
#100...not only are u taking the time to READ FMyLife, but you also have an account here and are commenting on other peoples FML's. YOUR the one that needs to get a life jerk!!!!
#181, I never said to get a life, you illiterate moron. I just said this guy needs to stop bitching about his life and change it if he doesn't like it.
PS: You have an account and are commenting here too, you hypocrite.
LMFAO i'm so sorry for you.
but i had to laugh because this reminds me of my friend.
we had started talking one night and he mentions that he had to lift his fat in order to see his penis.
yeah, i dont know why he did but he did.
and so i suggest getting out more :)
#185 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:21pm by shadowsx1101
Wow..Really..why would you post something like this about yourself.
#186 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:21pm by haleyjames112
i know you all hate the grammar nazis, but it's exercise.
#188 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:42pm by eff_it_d00d
ROFL, start playing ddr ya douche! or do some sit-ups. i was once fat until i picked up ddr 5 yrs ago. now i'm a lvl.10 ddr dancer! still slightly pudgy, but i'm sooooo fast now....
A lot of people keep saying "o he must have small peepee cuz he can't see it NEmoar", but I like to think worst case scenario...what if he's got a perfectly average sized dong and he's just gargantuan?
#197 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:19pm by Awesomesaurus
Lmfao. Sorry, but I laughed at this. Hard.
Maybe its time for a gym.. or a walk?
#199 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:25pm by CourtneyDanielle
Is your penis too short, or are you too fat? But thanks, this made my day.
#202 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:33pm by awkwardness
Why the hell are people so incredibly rude to someone for being overweight? I'm sure they suffer the consequences enough as it is, and it's not necessarily their fault.
im not gonna make fun of you...but if you want to see it more i would say start swimming and working out more =]
#204 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:33pm by shroomis
Three things you need are:
1.Exten-Z
2.a treadmill
3.a girlfriend
(pats on the back flab) go get 'em tiger
#205 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm by MCofpwnage
Aww.. well as long as the fat doesn't take away from the feel of sex. um
and as long as you are happy and love yourself, your fat self!
#206 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:53pm by MissBunnyfufu
Did you JUST discover this? Wow. Have you been on an expedition to find your penis for a while now? Cause I think you might notice it is missing!
#208 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:03pm by Funny_Face
I'm pretty sure this is the time to put down the Cheetos and pick up the slim fast.
Go out and exercise, dude. You could always just run around outside your place for half an hour every day.
Oh, and where was your penis hiding before? Did you not notice that you didn't notice it?
#209 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:15pm by awillowcabin
checking to make sure your one inch wonder is still there?
#213 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:36pm by brittbrittT
And THAT'S when you notice that you need to lose weight?
#216 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:46pm by SuperSpore
2 FTW. :D
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OP: loose some weight. then ya can "find ya penis".
#217 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:49pm by elsieenchanted
Stop being lazy and go the gym. Don't listen to these people telling you to get surgery, I lost 136 pounds by going to the gym and using Atkins. I hit up the gym for three hours a day and still do, and the best part of it all, I can eat like a normal person now and not have to worry about getting fat again because I burn every calorie I take in.
You have no one else to blame but yourself. I suggest you watch Discovery Health Channel on the weekends, they have specials about people who are so fat that they've become immobile. That, and the fact that you have to lift up your flabs to see your penis (can you even see your knees?), should be more than enough of a wake up call. Sorry if that seems harsh, but I was in your situation before, and if I can get out of it, you certainly can too. Seriously, can food possibly be better than exciting things in life that you're possibly missing out on? You can't go to theme parks, the beach (unless you want to be embarrassed), and if you like that cute chick in your class - sorry, she's not interested in tubby.
first of all that is messed up and second of all i would never never tell any one even though this is noe your real name ! it would be between me and GOD! lol
first of all that is messed up and second of all i would never never tell any one even though this is noe your real name ! it would be between me and GOD! lol
Four words dude, and this will be doing a real favor for yourself and your dick: Diet and exercise time!
#221 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:52pm by itouchguy360
FAT ASS.
People like you give America a bad name. stop fucking eating
#222 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:06pm by lifesucks5
buddy, you didn't wake up and all of a sudden you were fat....nor does that happen in a week, its a lifestyle. Save yourself while you can
#229 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:31pm by fmlalways18
#144, it's because he realized he won't get any lovin' anytime soon.
I mean...
1. His penis is swallowed up.
2. He would crush the girl, and probably can't even physically handle sex.
naww dont worry, your probs not the only one thats fat with a small dick
#231 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:54pm by cinderella_smile
#183 and i guess #100...hmmmm, interesting. If your a guy I kinda like and dont worry i'm a girl so its not like gay luvv, unless your a girl in wich case your kinda a bitch....just sayin
LOL @ #19
LOVE THAT SHOW. Let's hope you dont get a mangina ay? But i guess then you could pretend your ol' gregg. That could be fun for an hour.
if he doesn't have a mangina he probably has a very small penis, you know what they say, things dont grow in the shade.
Enough with the "I just realized I'm fat" fmls. Seriously...it doesn't happen over night!
#243 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:44pm by disney_blonde
Under the love category eh? Tubby you ain't getting jack shit after this fml! "hunny where is it?" "Ohh hold on lemme just lift this big ole belly of mine" mcdonalds isn't fatfree just in case you didn't know
#247 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:06pm by HAHAHSUCKS4YOU
its interesting to note that when a girl posts something here about being overweight all the votes go for 'ia...ylif' and not 'ydi' whereas for guys it is the opposite reaction. maybe i am simply making this up...
I don't think this makes you abnormally overweight. Sure, you must have a bit of a belly that sticks out, but I doubt you're as big as some really judgmental people on this site are making you out to be.
hey # 21 when # 16 said thats fowl he meant foul as in gross disgusting
thats the first thing second to the guy who wrote this IF and thats a big IF
so yea IF you ever get a girl to go down on yo be very carful she doesn't get engulfed and suffocate
but if that does happen you should submit that to the show 1000 ways to die lol cause that'd be hilarious
and third if you have to do what u say u do to see your dick then i agree with everyone who said to go to the gym and what not or do what this lady in the show 1000 ways to die did she ate a tapeworm and she lost like 100 something pounds but unfortunately she also died so i guess be careful if u do that lol so yea good luck with all that
#254 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:50am by jackinthebox7865
hey # 21 when # 16 said thats fowl he meant foul as in gross disgusting
thats the first thing second to the guy who wrote this IF and thats a big IF
so yea IF you ever get a girl to go down on yo be very carful she doesn't get engulfed and suffocate
but if that does happen you should submit that to the show 1000 ways to die lol cause that'd be hilarious
and third if you have to do what u say u do to see your dick then i agree with everyone who said to go to the gym and what not or do what this lady in the show 1000 ways to die did she ate a tapeworm and she lost like 100 something pounds but unfortunately she also died so i guess be careful if u do that lol so yea good luck with all that
#255 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:50am by jackinthebox7865
Lol, sounds like family guy. "find your penis $1" Lose some weight if you're going to complain about it though.
Ewwwww >:l..
Omg. Lol..
The add, on the side, says "ARE YOU FAT? Take the fat test. We will let you know!"
You know you can change that? start taking better care of yourself, and you'll be seeing your dick sooner than you think.
Wow...dude y would u post that here?!?! Go on a diet or see a nutritionist!
#268 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:29am by TriNiBaByDoLL
#12...haha! i noticed that too! wow. thats hilarious...so funny! :)
yet sad that you're THAT fat!
#270 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:46am by taylor17lover
So either you have a really small penis, in which case your life is fucked, or you're really fat, in which case you totally deserve it for not working out enough.
I could say YDI for: your a fat ass
I could say FYL cuz you have a tiny dick
but i think both are true so ill say both :D
#278 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:30pm by lolzforfun228
I like chubby guys so that does not seem to be a problem to me at all. If it is more than just a matter of eating better and losing the weight THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO LIKE CHUBBY GUYS. Just don't forget that.
gyms.... dont cost that much... you know?
maybe go for a little waddle every now and then?
#286 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:51pm by shoopdawoop_xox
Wow. It's called exercise and a diet. Try it sometime. And stop trying to view your penis. Weird. YDI.
#289 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:23am by jetstream417
go vegan, start running everyday, and start pumping iron. that is your best chance at fixing yourself before it is too late.
#290 - On 06/09/2009 at 12:02pm by evolveahimsa
HAHAHA 261!
fupa is right.
that's sick that you can't see your dick. and it's entirely your fault so you shouldn't have posted this on FML
Treadmill.
And to all the people going "OMG WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS?!" It's called bathing. Or maybe he was itchy... Or horny. Or maybe he was trying to measure it or something. Or maybe he was trying to pee. Or maybe he looked down and was like, "Where'd it go?"
There is a multitude of reasons that a guy might need to see his own dick.
How is this a 'love FML' !? You are sad and have zero will power to have stop your self. Look tubby...ah I mean buddy I think you need to work out and make an effort! YDI!
#295 - On 06/09/2009 at 5:33pm by moonlit_manga
Well, first off, stop going online. Second, go to a gym.
#296 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:08pm by XXMeowmeowmeowXX
haha maybe you should get off the fucking internet/computer and stop posting stuff on FML....in the same time you could/should be doing exercise or running on a treadmill or doing some other aerobic stuff
#298 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:37pm by 99problems
wow... some of you people are serious jackasses!! no one deserves what you guys are saying, worry about your own fuckin lives!!
#306 - On 06/13/2009 at 10:32pm by wootwoot91491
Today, the guy who posted this FML got with the girl who I hooked up with and really like...FML
#307 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:10am by macemaster0426
Why do you think i divorced my ex? After we married, he gained 50 pounds and then neither one of us could find his non-working dick! No sex for five years was certainly not what I signed up for!
Buddy, decide what your priorities are - healthy relationships with others and a healthy lifestyle for you OR..... an early funeral or divorce. Your health decisions are yours. Not being six feet under should be a priority.
#309 - On 06/19/2009 at 4:48am by four13
To everyone who says YDI and "don't blame it on genetics":
You are in fact the idiots here. There is a genetic reason for your shape. Metabolism is inheritable. Haven't you noticed that some people can eat 3 burgers a day and not gain a pound and others can't even eat one or you'll see it? That IS genetics. There is nothing you can do about it. Sure you can exercise and try not to eat too much, but it isn't as easy as you think. It really, really isn't. Only talk about it if you know what you're talking about it if you don't want to look like a complete moron, like breaksprinter or even eenerd who thinks everyone is like him. Seriously, you guys have NO idea what you're talking about.
#310 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:53pm by arienh4
310: (speaking from personal expierence) Genetics do play a role but they most definately are NOT to be held fully accountable for. Sure, exercising and keeping a healthy diet are actually such hard things to maintain but just because someone claims they "can't do it" doesn't give them the right to blame their genetics and use it as something to excuse their laziness. Everyone has shit to deal with, but people dealing with a slow metabolism should count themselves lucky that it's something they can control and change.
#312 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:52pm by lblhaa_5
You're all mean. >:(. People come in all shapes and sizes. Leave this guy alone.
#318 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:07pm by CAITx4OH1xCORE
Even though some of these comments are pretty harsh, don't defend him, because if he were sensitive about his weight, he wouldn't have posted. He's probably a pretty cool guy, lol. It's okay.
you better cut down on the pork pies mate! get some excercise!
#325 - On 09/25/2009 at 9:04am by Upthelilywhites
Well at least when you start playing sports you wont have to wear anything to protect your happy sacks! :)
#326 - On 09/27/2009 at 11:04am by ilovetoeatbatman
you should go sign up for The Biggest Losser on NBC or maybe get of the computer and go the the gym and start working out
#328 - On 12/16/2009 at 2:31am by Hotshot132
guys u r understanding this wrong! it's not that he's really fat, it's that he has a micro sized penis
