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Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered in my wifes ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud because I was embarrassing her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33831) - you deserved it (4589)

On 06/06/2009 at 6:24am - love - by Discostu80 - Australia (Queensland)

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