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Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26613) - you deserved it (2202)

On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

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My god. I'm an Army girlfriend, and you all need to gain a little respect for the troops and their loved ones, you damn civvis.

You have NO idea what we go through on a daily basis.

Some guys are worth the long distance, some aren't. Saywhat is just pissed that this girl found a real man.

#7, you disgust me. The great majority of military girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/fiancees/wives/husbands do NOT cheat. It's the pathetic, whoring minority that give us a bad name.

#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 12:47am by armygirlfriend

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OohRah Marine Corps!!!!!!

#11 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:41pm by Duce727

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