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Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72349) - you deserved it (24226)

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You know I'm in love with this chick
Because it seems we really click
There's no room for doubt
I think I'll ask her out
Wait... did you say she has a dick?

#3 - On 03/09/2009 at 4:12am by ohmygolly

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+106

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

#1 - On 03/09/2009 at 4:04am by GameRater01

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+35

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