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Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 10:37pm - love - by anoymus (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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ouch, i wouldn't pay the ransom if i were u

#10 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:25am by moony

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what a jerk and that sucks for your kid to see it as well....



Btw how on earth can this be a YDI??

#12 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:43am by anonaussie

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