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Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50810) - you deserved it (2371)

On 05/30/2009 at 10:37pm - love - by anoymus (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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ouch, i wouldn't pay the ransom if i were u

#10 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:25am by moony

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Adultery is what hits me worst. Don't listen to any of his "excuses". Guys behaving like that deserve nothing!

#22 - On 05/31/2009 at 5:33am by Light_Ty

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+4

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