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Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6534) - you deserved it (26282)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:27pm - love - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

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drinking never solves anything.

#6 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:33pm by mellowyellowww

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If you need alcohol to handle stress, you have much worse issues then your love life.

#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:09am by h

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