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Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47110) - you deserved it (4675)

On 05/27/2009 at 5:48am - love - by xpxp2002 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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dude the same thing happened to me but in real life

#1 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:29am by scaredofgirls

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#1 why would you try to score a girl if you're afraid of them, I wonder? Or are you scarred for life since that incident :>

#3 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:31am by Dude

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