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Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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On 05/26/2009 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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ouch that sucks bad :(

good point at not breaking up with you on ur bday though =O

#1 - On 05/27/2009 at 3:21am by GhettoWangstuh

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It bites, but at least he tried to be nice about it.

#4 - On 05/27/2009 at 3:26am by 24788

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