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Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16384) - you deserved it (1172)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

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You're a slut. Respect the nice guys that take care of your skank ass.

#8 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:49pm by Shadowflames420

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Thats horrible, i'm so sorry for you!
If she's like that, you deserve better.

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 8:51am by meb0210

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