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Today, I flew home early from a two month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with slik-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51946) - you deserved it (2464)

On 03/06/2009 at 4:07pm - love - by Muscle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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