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Today, I flew home early from a two month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with slik-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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I say, hook up with the roommate, take pictures of it, and put THAT on a quilt! Leave the quilt on his bed with a note that says, "HAHA! Got you back, suckaa!"

#18 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:21pm by chinchilla

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At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento.

Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

#1 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:16pm by Capybara

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