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Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74158) - you deserved it (7310)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Dump him, dump him immediately

#1 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:58am by nananna915

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Thank goodness you found out now!

But really, his secretary? How un-original.

#2 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:02am by Yulia

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