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Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18091) - you deserved it (43093)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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#2 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:10am by Sue21

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Hardly worth getting upset over; that's one of the little moments you'll come to cherish in a relationship. I wish I had a girl to burp in my mouth.


That ... didn't ... come out right ....

#7 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:28am by angrygazebo

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