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Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14258) - you deserved it (31731)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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