Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

by jimbop / 05/23/2009 at 1:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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  • Yeah this would definitely be way funnier from her perspective.

    #4 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:10pm by bonafidehustler

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  • Eh, I've wanted to thrown up before from smelling someone's bad breath.
    But also, if you were both drinking the night before, throwing up in the morning isn't that difficult to do. Anything could've pushed you over, whether it'd be breakfast, noise, or your girlfriend's breath. Now, if you hadn't been drinking, then... FYL.
    There's a difference.

    #18 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:30pm by redbluegreen

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