Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35763) - you totally deserved it (5977)
On 05/23/2009 at 1:48pm - love - by jimbop (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Nahhh, f HER life, dude. She should have one, surpised she doesn't. Saying how you got sick by the thought of her loving you or something. Just explain or whatever. BUT I think it is a YDI.
#2 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:08pm by ohhhhshizzz
"today I woke up int the morning and told my husband that I loved him, he vomited! fml!!"
#110 - On 02/22/2010 at 9:44pm by nolasaints
YDI for dating a girl w/bad breath! & FYL for vomitting over it & she's your gf!
#3 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:10pm by xO_starstruck_xO
Yeah this would definitely be way funnier from her perspective.
#4 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:10pm by bonafidehustler
Every time you kiss her, you will be reminded of this moment.
#9 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:15pm by apastry
i think i saw the girls fml of this a day or two ago... but maybe my immagination is just acting up. Anyone else remember that?
#10 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:16pm by Random_Idiot
Dude, that's cold. After a night of drinking man, I'm sure your's was none the better! Fail for even making this a FML. FHL coz you're totally unreasonable... In all fairness tho, she shud've known her breath was bad and kept quite or brushed first!
#12 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:20pm by tWitt3rBuG
How does someone have bad breath SO BAD that it makes someone vomit? Heavy drinking or not, that is hardcore bad breath
FYL indeed
#16 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:24pm by genius_man16
Eh, I've wanted to thrown up before from smelling someone's bad breath.
But also, if you were both drinking the night before, throwing up in the morning isn't that difficult to do. Anything could've pushed you over, whether it'd be breakfast, noise, or your girlfriend's breath. Now, if you hadn't been drinking, then... FYL.
There's a difference.
#18 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:30pm by redbluegreen
She obviously doesn't know that girls get up before their boyfriends and brush their teeth, then get back in bed !
#20 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:30pm by KaY_mer_James
wow ... I feel bad for both of you ... FYL.
But none the less... AWESOME FML HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
#22 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:37pm by addicted2hotpink
Like #20 said, I always get up a little bit before my boyfriend to brush my teeth.
I wish my boyfriend would do that for me. :(
#24 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:40pm by CherishFlowers
i actually feel bad for her
it just seems rather cruel that you'd post that publicly about someone you supposedly love
#25 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:41pm by were_giraffe
Er.
Vomiting is like, a biological reaction. How is he unreasonable? He couldn't help it. That's why it's a FML. I'm sure he didn't mind it that much but he was probably nauseous from the drinking as well.
FYL. I don't get why people are blaming you for it. But I've always gotten up to brush my teeth before talking to my boyfriend. That or I put a hand infront of my mouth. Luckily, he does the same for me.
#20 and #24, are you for real?! That's ridiculous.
My boyfriend makes fun of my morning breath all the time saying how bad it is and idc. And neither does he, seeing as how he still kisses me. If a guy can't handle it that's his issue, no need to wake up and brush your teeth about it.
If it was after a night of heavy drinking then I'm sure she'll laugh about it later if she really loves you.
#32 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:15pm by AG_Pennypacker
#29- agreed. It's perfectly normal. You're human. No reason to try to make him think you salivate in peppermint. Especially if he doesn't do it for you.
#33 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:20pm by Ohnoitslindsay
#24 why are you such an idiot he clearly doesnt care about his morning breath and should tolerate yours as well. its girls like you that make guys think they can be disgusting but girls arent allowed to fart or poop
you probably threw up b/c you were drinking all night, dude
i feel bad for the girl. everybody has morning breath, and you had to go and make her feel bad about herself...
#35 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:29pm by lalalala1234
Not really YDI. You said you had a night of drinking so that's most likely the cause of the bad breath. I bet you had it too, so don't freak out.
#36 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:30pm by AliciaContreras
i never thought a smell could cause someone to vomit like that
#43 - On 05/23/2009 at 7:16pm by FFPianoDude
I'm with 43. I didn't think that bad breath could make you throw up ... shoot from now on after you drink jus brush your teeth like you're supposed to do before you go to bed anyways
ummm......#43, go and smell a bag of shit and tell me you wont want to vomit :) But this, however, was bad breath so I see what you're saying.
OP- That just plain sucks...
Well first of all, you must have a weak stomach or her breath must have been really rancid, because puking is a little extreme. Also, if you were drinking the night before, even if her breath smelt fine, you still could have puked from the smell.
Maybe you should tell her to brush her teeth before talking to you from now on.
#47 - On 05/23/2009 at 7:36pm by 123_asdfghjkl
DAAAAANG SHE MUST HAVE SOME STANKY BREATH MAN, im sorry man, i no wat its like, u should smell my sisters breath, altho it aint tht bad! lol
#46/50; wtf is wrong with you?
OP; Since the both of you were drinking, it's not like you would have had peppermint breath. She'll get over it.
#53 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:09pm by inerdablanket
"i was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend after a night of heavy drinking. i rolled towards him, looked him in the eyes, and sweetly said 'I love you'. My morning breath was so bad that he had to get up to go to the bathroom to vomit leaving a trail along the way. FML"
#54 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:12pm by provostcarly
#46 & 50
people like you are why liberals don't get taken seriously
I hope you die in a fire and do all of us (even us liberals) a big favor
who said he was an alcoholic? So he got wasted, who cares? People like to have fun every once in awhile, get over it. It's not like he said "like i do every night"
#55 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:15pm by genius_man16
Surely there's absolutely no need to tell her it was her breath, just tell her you threw up because you were very hungover and aplogise for the very bad timing.
#56 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:20pm by purple_sarah
you should have told her that u love her before going to vomit...
btw: if the breath is still a problem.. you can always try anal lol
All I can say is...
...awkward moment.
But hey, you'll have a story to tell the grandchildren.
#60 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:15pm by takemeonthefloor
some people have naturally bad breath...my breath is bad in the morning :)
just remind her to use listerine
#61 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:32pm by beccanator
my boyfriend has terrible breath everytime he wakes up, even if its for five minutes or five hours.. its terrible, but i have no problem kissing him or anything. i love him, and honestly he has no problem with my breath either.. FHL
Um... I'm guessing that you were both nauseous and both had bad breath after a night of drinking! Booze dries you out and that makes breath worse... This isn't an FML unless you count the being hung over.
I have a feeling the puking was mostly the result of your drinking..
#65 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:44pm by ELFENMAGICLOLZ
don't try and blame your girl friend for this one- if you were both drinking last night, than it is likely that you both had bad breath. That said, I bet you would have gotten sick weather she breathed omn you or not considering that it sounds like you had one heck of a hang over, she just triggered it faster.
Obviously you puked because you were hungover as EFF.
For everyone who's saying he deserved it, he really didn't.. he was hungover, and smells definitely make someone puke. :S And # 70, he never did blame his gf.
And I bet your gf understood, if you explained haha.
Well a night of drinking isn't exactly gonna do her breath a favour. Yours most likely would've smelt just as bad.
Sucks that the fact she said "I love you" didn't make up for her breath though.
#72 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:18am by shoegal808
i bet she thinks ur threw up cause she said she loved u.....& that made you disgusted
JERk. i feel bad for her..
i wonder waht your gonna say to her when she asks about it.
#74 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:10am by breathemein
Seriously the first thing you do in the morning is BRUSH! I don't care how in love you are, this is a YDI post. Plus you guys had been drinking;the alcohol may have fermented overnight and turned into yeast which led to the bad breath.
The sad thing about this is:
You either somehow assumed her mouth smells peachy all the time and you aren't considerate enough that you posted this online. Learn simple biology and be considerate.
HOW DID YOUR MOUTH SMELL?!
#79 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:43am by bollywood_rocks
Not that bad! Just think if she went in for a kiss instead of saying I love you! You might have puked in her mouth! Ew
#55 what does that have to do with liberals?? who knows if they even are... stop making assumptions.
and that sucks.. i hate morning breath, it's awful.
I agree with 78. Especially if you're under 21, you deserved it.
#82 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:25am by Clearsky18
See, this is why no matter how drunk I am, I always brush my teeth before i go to bed, even if I had to passout on the stairs for 2hours to get there, i do it!
#83 - On 05/24/2009 at 1:10pm by idrivefast
#86, I don't think that he could help barfing, he had a hangover. Sometimes, when you're hungover, you puke, and can't really help it.
Chances are, he would have puked anyways.
And, chances also are that neither of them brushed their teeth before they went to bed, them being so drunk.
that's disgusting but how do you think she feels now that you threw up because of her breath? embarrassing for both of y'all.
#95 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:11pm by uhoh303
Wow... You vomit easy.. Why would you do that to your gf too? YDI
Be glad you have a gf.
#102 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:29am by XxHeartBrokenxX
Yeah, drinking does that to ya'. Both the bad breath and the vomiting. For all you know, you were gonna vomit anyway.
Suckish, every time you kiss her, this moment will come up in your mind.
#105 - On 08/03/2009 at 1:46am by wanagetjagked
ydi i dont think it wuz the mornin breath, buster. try not heavily drinking nxt time
#106 - On 09/12/2009 at 6:59pm by MangoTango333
My sister has terrible morning breath that smells like death.
#108 - On 01/07/2010 at 3:20am by singer4life666
