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Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39673) - you deserved it (6883)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:48pm - love - by jimbop (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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