Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

by ouch / 06/16/2016 at 6:14am / United States (Michigan) / Love

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  • Geez. I guess it's a good thing she's your ex then....

    #1 - On 06/16/2016 at 8:35pm by watermelon_bae

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  • Hey, at least it was plastic. If it were metal you would have to worry about the psychotic ex and a broken hand.

    #2 - On 06/16/2016 at 8:38pm by SOILEDIT

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