Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

by a critically injured shitehawk / 04/25/2015 at 6:34am / United Kingdom (York) / Love

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  • She really believed it was cocaine? Plus, couldn't you run after her when she excused herself?

    I myself would probably find that really funny, but that's just me.

    #4 - On 04/25/2015 at 11:45pm by 5secondsofvvifi

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  • Well looks like ur dad was having some fun

    #1 - On 04/25/2015 at 11:43pm by dagarr

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