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Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39956) - you deserved it (4427)

On 04/01/2014 at 8:02pm - love - by that kind of girl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...

#4 - On 04/02/2014 at 3:23am by coach321

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I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...

#7 - On 04/02/2014 at 3:27am by iampoughkeepsie

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