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Today, I decided to ask the guy I like if he'll be my Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML

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On 02/07/2014 at 7:18pm - love - by mariana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I think it's better you not be with a guy like that. There are better guys out there for you. Keep your hopes up OP and good luck.

#1 - On 02/07/2014 at 11:25pm by onlychildFTW

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Well it would be a very awkward dinner if you didn't swallow anything.

#9 - On 02/07/2014 at 11:30pm by abusch

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