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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 12:26am - love - by spitball101 - Australia

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If that makes him rethink the proposal you should rethink your yes.

#4 - On 01/12/2014 at 6:15am by JustBeingAwesome

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You need to learn to swallow not spit

#5 - On 01/12/2014 at 6:18am by hare

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