Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Oh no…
Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It's the only test I've passed all month. FML
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aruam365 24
Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.
907nispel 6
Well, hit the books op!
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Despereaux 15
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Study harder maybe? Congratulations if it was expected or wanted, I hope things start looking up soon if not! Good luck OP!
moonsalt 20
I second this. My mom had me while she was going through Pharmacy school. You can still be successful. c: Good luck!
amDes 11
OP I hope you are happy, it really is a wonderfully thing to bring a life into the world. I have friends who have had babies young and we support them. Just don't be like this one chick who thought it was cool to bring a new born to college parties and camping with 20 drunk kids, please?!
aruam365 24
Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.
marcranger 29
If OP's posting about these test results on FML, I highly doubt it's a matter worthy of congratulations. I know I'm going to get down voted to hell for this, but OP, I hope you consider ALL the options you have available to you. Sure, it's possible, as some commenters suggest, to have a baby and be successful in college, but if you really don't want to or can't balance the two, please don't. There are enough unwanted children out there. No need to add another to the mix. Good luck OP, whatever you do!
AntiPrude 26
@97 Agreed. Good luck with the abortion OP, you're making the right choice! And maybe reconsider your career path.
HKCgrimmjow 15
There's funny and then there is too far. You sir, are a bit far past the line.
HKCgrimmjow 15
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jsp16 24
OP doesn't study. Instead she uses her neighbors WiFi for the answers.
limabeans101029 21
She wasn't necessarily "out having sex"... for all we know, she might have had sex once with someone she's been with for a long time.
limabeans101029 21
I don't see why I got downvoted for that. It was a fact. We DON'T know how many times she's had sex or who with.
Odis12 11
Well don't be late anymore. Maybe you'll pass a real test.
Kimmismith 11
Lol. Less Sex, more study?
cheshirecat13242 32
I up-voted your #118 comment, but down-voted this one when I saw it because it just sounded whiny..
907nispel 6
Well, hit the books op!
HowAreYouToday 34
Don't hit books. OP should study and be successful.
BMTHsuperfan 18
Yeah, the baby books..
amDes 11
It the books, they don't hit back ;)
amDes 11
Hugs not drugs, mess with the bull you'll get the horns.... Easy A references? No? Ok then.
WeAreAHurricane 14
Welp, somebody already hit her so it only makes sense...
justindrew14 29
i agree with u
aersie 13
#42, "Mess with the bull, or you'll get the horns," is a quote from the Breakfast Club. It's definitely time to get your study on, op.
amDes 11
#161 Thanks captain obvious but the first line I used is followed by the other two.
bigpops 12
at least you got....one? sorry it's all I got...
GemmaStyles 14
Not sure if this means success, OP. I could be wrong though.
AnOriginalName 19
Possibly a good wake-up call, though. Nothing wrong with having something kick you in the face, only to make you realize that you need to fix things. I had such a wake-up call in school a while ago. I didn't get pregnant, but there was a sudden moment of clarity when I realized that failing classes is no way to go through school.
killuhand 12
wow you passed less classes than slim shady
emmingle 24
Tough spot, OP. Good luck.
capnbzarr 43
Sounds like you're really ******!
Kallian_fml 21
Sounds more like she's already been ******.
capnbzarr 43
Erm, that was the joke, yes. Good job.
snkeller 7
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Doesn't matter, had sex.
macystar 14
Don't know why I find this so funny.
eddeeezzyy 19
Doesn't matter, passed test.
Not_Impressed13 9
Because it made me giggle.
crimsonlover4 31
Be positive OP! Maybe this explains the lack of concentration? Good luck with everything, stay strong!
jamiejones10 8
Bet you worked pretty hard for that test op
lux0rd 18
Sound like she was definitely working something "hard"
abusch 9
Like I tell my students - a few good cram sessions and you can pass any test!
KawaiiCupcake 14
I hope you keep it, sounds like it's your fault!