probablydodgedabullet
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Wollongong, Australia
Still better than the Emoji movie
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a text message consisting solely of emoticons. FML
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Welshite 39
:( I'd add more, but that seems most appropriate for this situation.
beautifulbeats26 6
How does that even happen?
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Welshite 39
:( I'd add more, but that seems most appropriate for this situation.
DalyaTheTurtle 6
:D
naznafeathers 22
;A;
\ 28
If you use the right sequence of emoticons, you can communicate quite a detailed message. I'd show an example but FML doesn't allow it...
mentallizzard 19
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Ambient25 24
(>^_^)> KIRBY
iGottaFindBubbah 12
╮(╯_╰)╭
Paradoxxxx 16
Z(-_-)Z
LtBoom 13
,!,(-.-),!,
thisawkwardchick 15
#79: stealing that /(;_;)
IworkAt711 14
☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
zeldagirl77 7
;~;
LittleBastard 20
t (-.-t) FYL OP, glad you dodged a bullet.
cheekyterier 13
beautifulbeats26 6
How does that even happen?
cheshirecat13242 32
:) + :) -
peacheso 31
That emoji bastard. You are better off anyway.
SamCat 21
:-D + :'( = < 3
ThatFancyPenn 18
I would like to see how OPs boyfriend went about doing this.
9echo 17
8===D~ - {(')} = :(
kimmpwns 8
You use the couple emoji and then an equal sign and use the broken heart! It would make sense to me.
MysticMonkey 9
What a ******* twat. Says what a coward he is, he can't do it to your face.
Kamon97 23
Clearly that idiot doesn't take his relationships seriously. Don't worry you'll defiantly find someone more mature OP :)
BntyHntrSeattle 30
:O Passive aggresive!!! >_
scottyspot 11
:'(
Sp4de 9
That's very unfortunate. Sorry Op.
Redoxx_fml 22
That makes me a very sad panda :(
Xivion 19
that sucks but he seems very talented as far as emoticons. I wonder what that emote looks like? O.o
mn_shr 22
He's talented? More like she is. To read a text written completely in emoticons and understand the message being conveyed is something to be proud of.
Thr33to16 8
Really? Sounds like a perfect example of how stupid the younger generations are becoming with all the tech amd yolo and the like
BubbleGrunge 18
No problem OP. Find someone who can properly express themselves next time! Break up via text is such the losers way to go. You definitely deserve better.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Reply, "You really are an immature asshole. Have fun in life! :)"
CynePhoba 23
That just shows you deserve better if he cant even say it to your face - let alone say it properly at all. Sorry OP. =(
Ryan8878 21
I love your user name. You definitely dodged that bullet.