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Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23674) - you deserved it (41214)

On 11/02/2013 at 2:27am - love - by LockedOut (man) - United States

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Well, have you?

#1 - On 11/02/2013 at 11:10am by its2lu

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If you have been doing that, be thankful she only did that and not handed you divorce papers.

#2 - On 11/02/2013 at 11:10am by mike3775

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