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Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66180) - you deserved it (3395)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Can't you call then cops for that? ..

#1 - On 09/27/2013 at 11:03pm by vrossie_

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the poor hamster! :(

#2 - On 09/27/2013 at 11:04pm by 123amanda123

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