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Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44643) - you deserved it (7922)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

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You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.

#2 - On 09/20/2013 at 12:34pm by AlittleSanity

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Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.

#4 - On 09/20/2013 at 12:34pm by iSativa

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