Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
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Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML
Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML
Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
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raytyler26 16
February 31st.
darwinism 30
Shame on him! Try more simple passwords like the time and place you shared your first kiss, the colour of the dress you wore on your first date, the main actor in the first movie you wathced together. Or just use his birthday. He should remember that. FYL OP
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Comments (64)
massinator5 4
That's unfortunate, I hope he figured out eventually :/
PantyGAMES 10
Why does this comment have so many thumbs down? It was just a genuine thought. I mean, iiiii voted it down because he used a comma instead of a semicolon and for some reason that's the grammatical error that kills me, but most people don't seem to notice that. Huh.
Pleonasm 35
The comma is appropriate to be honest, because the rules are all very vague. People can use both.
massinator5 4
I guess people are pissed that I didn't use a semi-colon
TheBrochure 22
#11 - Yes; you are, without doubt, the worst. ;P
raytyler26 16
February 31st.
friedpwnadge 25
He's in for a less frisky time in bed, I take it.
FlyingLeumer 19
Sorry ahout that OP, but hey, at least he didn't forget your anniversary! Oh wait....
soullyfe 33
He just obviously won't be using the computer any time soon. Seems like sweet karma to me.
scampman 5
Us guys don't have room to store information like that! We gotta save room for more important things like video games and sports.
Mauskau 35
I'm sure its not difficult to remember when you got married. If you can remember when a certain person scored a goal in a certain match 10 years ago I'm sure you can remember one of the biggest days in your life. There is no excuse.
Zack6849 8
I think the reason it's a FML is because it would seem the day didn't mean as much to OP's husband
judea95 16
Don't you mean OPs husband?
Little4Bear 10
You sir, are an idiot.
Neyuu 18
It's almost like you didn't expect him to forget. He's a guy. Don't set him up like that. I bet you ask him if your dress makes you look fat, too.
Zack6849 8
Quit encouraging the silly 'lol guys r dumb' stereotype
DjeePee 24
Having a penis = not capable to remember important (romantic) events. Djee, I almost forgot how lovely sexism is.
cheekyterier 13
This year, not only did my mom forget her anniversary whilst my dad remembered, she also forgot his birthday which was two days after the event. It's not always the guys.
erjazo 17
I'm a chick and I forget my anniversary all the time...it's really not that a big a deal to everyone and I think some people are just way to sensitive about it. I mean, you got married, right? So why do you have to celebrate the fact that you've survived yet another year together? Isn't that expected in a marriage? This is my own opinion, and I realize I'm going to come under fire for it, but just thought it may help explain a possible thought process on the husband's behalf.
erjazo 17
Too*
starile 19
If it's not important enough for him to remember the date, it's not important enough for him to know the password.
150493x 29
Sometimes the mind goes completely blank when trying to remember something. It happens to me sometimes with my bank PIN number. Maybe the same has happened to your husband! These things happen.
thatonegirlnic 10
And that surprised you why..?
MidnaLink 33
'Cause some guys actually remember their anniversary...
psiloveyou15 12
Because their wedding day was the biggest day of their lives as a couple (I'm assuming) and it's bad enough he forgot the month. Forgetting the year is a bit much.
darwinism 30
Shame on him! Try more simple passwords like the time and place you shared your first kiss, the colour of the dress you wore on your first date, the main actor in the first movie you wathced together. Or just use his birthday. He should remember that. FYL OP
igive 29
Hell, even I don't remember what I wore on my first date. A favorite TV show or drink would be easier. His birthday is a good idea though.
Zack6849 8
The bandwagon of people saying it isn't his fault because he's a guy is irritating, I don't think gender determines how good you are at remembering things.
Wowxoxo 17
There is a layman's article on ehow in which you can indeed see that boys and girls have different memory capacities. Both sexes may remember an event, but girls remember more emotional instances (feelings) and guys more event related. Apparently women also excel at episodic memory. You could also check out google scholar for scientific articles that aren't swallowed and regurgitated.