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Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36107) - you deserved it (3014)

On 08/29/2013 at 6:44am - love - by sorejecteditmakesmewannacry (woman) - Sent from mobile version

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So call me maybe?

#1 - On 08/29/2013 at 10:08am by Conn3ct

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That's just so wrong. He could have just said no. There was no reason for him to be such an ass to you and your friend.

#2 - On 08/29/2013 at 10:08am by Tigerblossom

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