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Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44770) - you deserved it (4447)

On 08/20/2013 at 5:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Ouch women are so misleading with their looks and there smiles and there blah blah

#3 - On 08/21/2013 at 3:13am by Bojack

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Wow talk about clock-block.

#13 - On 08/21/2013 at 3:21am by vipirius

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