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Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47420) - you deserved it (5827)

On 08/12/2013 at 12:49am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Don't let her get to you, she's a bitch and I'm pretty sure you can get someone WAY better then her, OP. :)

#1 - On 08/12/2013 at 6:13am by Swiifty

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I bet you didn't see that coming...

#4 - On 08/12/2013 at 6:16am by MartiOan

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