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Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53359) - you deserved it (7003)

On 08/07/2013 at 11:46am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Awee, how sweet. xD
She'll never forget that first impression haha !

#1 - On 08/07/2013 at 5:01pm by Felling

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This is when you say you have low blood sugar...

#2 - On 08/07/2013 at 5:02pm by BntyHntrSeattle

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