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Man or woman?

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd ask his dad if it was okay. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "come on, dad" and "but why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55735) - you deserved it (4622)

On 08/06/2013 at 4:35pm - love - by (._. ) (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Yeah, I think he was B.Sing you

#1 - On 08/06/2013 at 11:32pm by ShinedownLuv

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Doesn't sound like a man to me.

#3 - On 08/06/2013 at 11:34pm by ladylilly25

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