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Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered "Fuck it" and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44087) - you deserved it (3577)

On 07/27/2013 at 12:30pm - love - by Anonycunt (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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It's okay, OP. She doesn't deserve you! You'll find someone soon!(:

#1 - On 07/27/2013 at 8:58pm by TaniasaysFMLL

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That's just low. Find someone better than her. Least your friends meant well.

#2 - On 07/27/2013 at 9:02pm by mackdeezy

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