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Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41101) - you deserved it (3816)

On 07/19/2013 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.

#1 - On 07/19/2013 at 7:50pm by Pleonasm

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...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!

#3 - On 07/19/2013 at 7:52pm by QQMorePlox

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