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Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML


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On 06/30/2013 at 6:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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I wish I could see the look on his face when he saw you take your hair off casually

#4 - On 06/30/2013 at 12:56pm by Olympiakos10

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Why wouldn't he? That's kind of childish.

#2 - On 06/30/2013 at 12:56pm by _Peppermint_

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